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he's standing right behind me, isn't he
this is my favorite joke:
A dog walks in to a telegrapher's office and says "I'd like to send a telegram to my sister, please."
The telegrapher says "Well, um, okay - what would you like it to say?"
"Woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof, woof."
The telegrapher puts down his pencil and lowers his glasses a little, "You know, that's just nine 'woof's. I could throw in a tenth and it would be the same price."
The dog cocks his head to the side and says, "But...then it wouldn't make any sense."